Camp - Through gritted teeth - decent keeper, Daddies boy tho
Smith - Sat on his arse for too long, only gloves he sticks on are his marigolds
Chambers - Did well last season, 1 season wonder?
Morgan - Big lump of nothingness
Gunter - Dirty fecker but decent full back
Moloney - Rising star isn't he?
Bennett - Crock
Lynch - Useless
Anderson - All pace and no shizzle
McGugan - Premiership bound in January
McCleary - What is the point of this?
Cohen - Steady
Majewski - Little fella looks a decent player I will admit
Reid - Overweight and a crock
Mcgoldrick - Useless
Tudgay - Slighty better than useless
Blackstock - Crocked
Findley - USA international super star striker with 0 goals in 4 years
One foot out the door
This is not a squad, this is not a Promotion worthy team (please note I'am not saying Derby are). I would put it to you that Billy Davies once again over achieved and this season I expect those Forest fans living in cloud cuckoo land (not mentioning any names), will come to earth with a bump.
Those stars on yer shirts and coffee cups in the cabinet don't count for Jack anymore, as a Derby fan I don't fear them, in fact I feel sorry for them. 2 close shaves and the only bloke that could of took this rabble to the Prem has been sacked.
Mr McClaren you have a mighty big re-building job on yer hands here, I would of stayed in the dole queue personally.